11:11 Employee

There’s really nothing quite more important than lazy mornings.
To wake up at 530AM just to read all the articles for as long as I can.
Spend the next hour preparing a hearty breakfast.
(i.e., last night’s buy 1 take 1 and fry something. lol)
Take another two hours for my coffee.
Only then I’ll realise it’s past 11:11AM and I’ve (un)intentionally ignored I’m a regular 8AM to 5PM employee.

Oh please don’t fire me!